oct 11 in idea barrages

They utterly screwed it up, choosing to have the biggest comic book convention in San Diego when they could’ve put it between Syracuse and Rochester and called it “The Geneva Convention”. Everyone should ask me about everything first.

Dermatology computers use random abscess memory.

We could really take the Harry Potter “gross jelly beans” concept to their n-th power by making bags of Skittles where one of the Skittles is filled with genuine feces. Go viral by live-streaming yourself taking “The Shittles Challenge”.

Catching up on internet culture, apparently there is a youtube personality named Shane Dawson who looks like a 29 year old actor playing a 15 year old bully in a tween sitcom from 1994. I guess this is a thing.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL 2: THIS TIME, IT’S PERCIVAL

I mean, singing an Abba song as “Diarrhea, here we go again, my my”, there’s nothing wrong with that, it was bound to happen.

I’m torn between singing that old one-hit “How Bizarre” as either about a dark elf caravan (Drow Bazaar. Drow Bazaar, Drow Bazaar, Drow Bazaar.) or about the meme-y terrible children’s video Rem Lazar.

Maybe his mansion is haunted because he summoned the ghosts using his Luigi board.