oct 5 in idea barrages

Few things could shake my head-canon that the Tanners in FULL HOUSE and the Tanners in ALF are related and we only don’t hear about them in the former because the latter were put into witness protection after government intervention.

We are of course a nation of aspirational rubes. CIA-types half-assed together some stories about aliens to cover for Cold War atomic and experimental plane testing and somehow those thin cover stories became the “truth” people chase now. Putin knows this truth about us too well.

More than anything what bothered her was how her brilliant scheme had been foiled not by some great detective or the brute resources of a police force rather stumbled onto by mediocre teenagers. “I would’ve gotten away with it too,” she lamented, “if not for those middling kids.”

A buddy cop movie starring Kate Moss and Mother Teresa called SLIM 2 NUN.

A Goosebumps themed pumpkin beer for Halloween that you drink from an R.L. stein.

Since there is an elephant race, the Loxodon, in D&D 5e, you can totally make a barbarian Loxodon called Conan The Babarian.

Sometimes you wake up from a dead sleep, utterly convinced that a parody of the theme song to “The Nanny” about the Whammy from “Press Your Luck” would be interesting, such are the delusions of the sleeping.

A riff on THE PRODUCERS except about independent film called THE CANNES ARTIST.