oct 4 in idea barrages

It is astonishing how many people wanted to believe that Elon Musk was a real Tony Stark when he was clearly a stoned Lex Luthor the whole time.

The world’s rarest sex act can only be achieved with Miley Cyrus in an Arby’s bathroom and is called “The Big Montana”.

If technology or strident ideology were ever going to save us, they would’ve a long time ago. We keep trying those as if we’re trying to take down a brick wall with our skulls. There is only empathy. It’s our last shot, humans.

A team of emo ninjas that have sad robots that can combine into a much larger much sadder robot and they’re called The Dour Rangers.

Joe Can-a-da, that every Northern man, true patriot mouth, drinks Molson by the can

Once they trapped the witch inside a magical diamond, it became one of those women-in-prism movies.

There’s no point if you use dolphin-safe tuna in your tuna fish sandwich if the breadcrumbs in your tuna salad were made with all-porpoise flour.

Everything we said about Putin’s tampering with our elections & controlling Trump turned out to be true, no matter how much Bernie Bros wanted to believe Putin & Wikileaks & RT’s lies about Hilary, now similar lies about Biden. They were & still may well be Putin’s useful idiots.