sept 30 in idea barrages

If Poppin’ Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy got all ripped and jacked in the gym, would he then be Shredded Wheat?

A prequel to RABID GRANNIES called MOMBIES?

The Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall. There is only silence. Silence and the dead. This is Jonestown. Robbed of his trademark boast, For a long time there is nothing until he ruefully mutters “Oh no…”

The Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall. He is in the wrong house, before him, an orgy toward which he feels equal parts repulsion and intrigue. The revelers look up, awaiting some explanation. He can only say “OH… maybe?”

The irony that the people who push the idea that being a good person is “Virtue Signalling” are also the people who fly big ol’ American flag on everything, screaming about freedom and shrugging while the police murder people for their ethnicity is… well, it’s amazing.

Perhaps the stated contract worked both ways. Perhaps you killed Toys R Us by growing up.

To paraphrase an old chestnut “build a better app for ostensibly lip-syncing to music while actually just trying to get people to tell you that you’re hot and the world will beat a path to your door and hand you all their private tracking data”.

THE LOVECRAFT WROTE SOME PRETTY COOL THINGS BUT MAN THAT GUY WAS RACIST, LOVECRAFT BABY, LOVECRAFT, BABY LOVECRAFT (LOVECRAFT BABY)