sept 20 in idea barrages

Another good name for the Tulsa Hate Rally is, of course, “Covidpalooza”.

Pizzadu. Stately home of Charles Entertainment Cheese. There is only one remaining mystery to the mogul’s death, his curious final word “Rockafire”.

The lesson here seems to be that the born rich can never keep their stories straight because they never needed to. Their money always protected them from any consequence to their cruelty and ignorance, why would they have any practice in alibis?

Singing an ABBA song as “PAT MORITA, HERE WE GO AWAY, MY MY, TEACHING YOU KARATE”.

Your band will be called Lou Reed Richards and your first album will be called “Walk On The Negative Zone.”

Are Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Emerson, Lake & Palmer still around to write an updated version about Tulsa 2020? “When I finally got to Hatestock…”

The less real difference between the products or services, the more absurd the advertising has to be to try and force you to choose from amoungst a collection of equally bad choices. This is why car dealerships and insurance companies uniformly have the stupidest ads.

The day you realize that Pizza Hut pizza is actually nasty little puddles of oil is the day you are consigned to adulthood. That’s how Peter Pan knows to kick out a Lost Boy, when they know Pizza Hut is garbage, they have truly become Lost Men.