sept 13 in idea barrages

Breyers Ice Cream and Lindt Chocolates should get together and do a flavour called “Breyers Lindt”.

Your indie rock band will be called “The Abandoned Breadmakers”. Think about it. Every American household has at least one abandoned breadmaker. You’d be instantly remembered.

Were the green eggs and ham made Seuss-vide?

Royals always try to have a bunch of kids, just to heir on the side of caution.

A post-modern romance novel about a woman who cheats on her wife with a mermaid called A CURRENT AFFAIR.

One upside to a cashless economy is that the phrase “money is no object” will become a pun!

When you consider that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was on a farm and partially inspired by the serial killed Ed Gein, they really could’a called it GEIN ACRES.

The problem with running an Indian restaurant is that they’re mostly naan-profit.