sept 8 in idea barrages

My student loans are 19 years old now, almost four times longer than the “Confederacy” lasted. That’s how short your “history not hate” that you defend so vehemently lasted yet I see no statues for the 15 grand I still owe Syracuse.

A mentally-unstable clown rejected by society forms a plan of chaotic revenge via mass poisonings with high-carb fatty foods. Joaquin Phoenix is RONALD.

From their founding in 1992 through the end of the Pinkerton tour in 1997, Weezer was actually good for slightly longer than the Confederacy existed.

If anyone remembered that old post-grunge butt-rock song “Cumbersome” we could write a hell of a parody about it, about cummerbunds or even Benedict Cabbagepatch, if we wanted.

A parody of Macarena about the legend of Zelda. “Heeeey ocarina (of time!)”

Privatization only makes profit the goal instead of helping the person in question. Efficiency is nice on paper but means nothing in the face of the value of a human life. Let us waste oceans of money and time before we waste one single person.

Jesus singing a parody of NIN’s Heresy as “YOUR GOD’S MY DAD, HE’S RIGHT UP THERE, THAT’S WHY I RAISE THE DEAD AND HAVE GREAT HAIR”.

“Bringing Back Sports” any time soon would only doom so many more to death in this growing 2nd wave of COVID. I know some of you are bored and I know some of you sport is your job but to bring anything back before a vaccine in late winter is to kill 100s of thousands of people.