sept 7 in idea barrages

When Tarantino says “TGIF!” it’s not that he’s looking forward to the weekend. He’s saying “Toes Go In First”. Run like hell.

In founding Swordlandia, he didn’t have to renounce his identity as an American. “It’s fine,” he said, “I have duel citizenship.”

Ollie the Dog’s current nickname is Fattington Bear.

If you record a 360 video of a place so you can sell it during quarantine, is that virtual realty?

Is a space janitor a vacuum cleaner?

A children’s book about Chernobyl tourism called “Oh The Faces You’ll Grow”.

Is a doctor who performs penile-enhancement surgeries called an “erectrician”?

Sometimes a headache is just an idea demanding you give birth to it, no matter how much you’d rather give birth to something more easily or prettier, more pleasant. So was this headache and this week’s flash fiction piece. Writing is weird, guys.