sept 4 in idea barrages

A grasshopper with absinthe swapped in called a Creme Demented.

If Lady and the Tramp had a date at a sub shop instead, we could’ve totally made a joke about them being so in love that they finish eat others’ sandwiches.

The barbaric cynicism of the Trump junta, pushing their war against LGBT rights as a response to BLM, under the assumption that he can get African Americans “back on his side” because he hopes to triangulate his assumption that they’re as homophobic as he is. How stupidly crass.

Driving home after picking up at The willows of utica, I spun the dial looking for guidance from my father and Alan, as I sometimes do, looking for a sign, pretending they can send me a clue. On 1230AM literally “I Saw The Sign”. They prank me for asking too much, I love it.

If you get your possessions down to a point where you only own that which brings you joy, you have reached the Kondominimum.

Any decent Eddie Vedder impression is built around taking Elvis at his least intelligible and then removing the Southern accent.

You know what’s another great misunderstanding of terms? “Leader of an anarchist movement”.

“Tiktok” is Peruvian for “pretending to lipsync as cover for trying to show off how sexy you believe yourself to be.”