sept 2 in idea barrages

A nude beach, shuttered for the plague, with a sign that says CLOTHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

If Princess Bubblegum was made out of candy, does that mean that many ADVENTURE TIME plots revolved around neccophilia?

Bet we could get more rednecks to wear the masks if we called them “yourmoms” so people could ask them what they were and they could yell “YOURMOM!” and everyone would be healthier. It would be like the spoonful of sugar, y’know.

They should have divorce ceremonies too. Man, the “I now denounce you man and wife” is such a good turn of phrase, I can’t believe we’re wasting it by not using it.

There is no primrose path toward bigotry more tempting than nostalgia. If you can admit the past was terrible and we’re all just trying to work toward something better, suddenly you’re not so frightened when new cultures or new self-definitions enter the scene. Let go.

If we start treating celebrities like dim children and we’re all like “oh bless your heart” toward their self-obsessed attempts at fixing the world with the power of how awesome they think they are, I think we might make some real progress and have some fun along the way.

A sitcom about Eminem’s dysfunctional family situation called FAMILY MATHERS. The hope would be to get Neil Degrasse Tyson as his nerdy neighbor.

Ben Vereen but with all the powers of Wolverine called The Benverine.