aug 31 in idea barrages

Chuck E Cheese never had a fortune teller character named “Medium Pepperoni” and that’s why they can’t afford to have animatronics anymore.

Animal feed differs from farm to farm. Your silage may vary.

If you request your coffin be filled with candy bears, someday you will be gummified remains.

I have the distinct fear that somewhere on Deviantart, someone has combined their furry fetish and their Scooby-Doo fetish into a piece of cursed art called “Giraphne”.

The heart of a “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” parody about Battlefield Earth would be “My Terl, my Terl, tell me you know, of the cave where man-animals go”.

Manchevitz wine, absinthe, a little seltzer. The Mazeltov Cocktail!

In the rare case you run across someone doing something with a large amount of green food colouring, the quip to use is “You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself.”

The vampire that bit the vampire that bit you is your “grampire”.