aug 30 in idea barrages

June 6th 1944, a world coalition of anti-fascists stormed Normandy’s shores, risking their lives against the guns’ roars, we can do it again, we have done it before.

If nothing else, this proves that Americans do want change, it’s just our student loans and medical bills have us so underwater, we can’t take the time to protest without going broke. With so many places boarded up for the plague, we finally wake up.

The weirdest part of all this is that the people opposed to these protests generally also call America a “Christian nation” when Jesus Christ was (checks notes) murdered by the local police for political activism that included vandalizing a banking establishment.

Charles Foster Kane. Australian for William Randolph Hearst.

I want to go to Branson Missouri and put on a one-man tribute to PERFECT STRANGERS called “Branson, Pinchot”. It will involve a parody of the Oscar Meyer jingle “Cousin Larry has a first name, it’s C O U S I N, Cousin Larry has a second name, it’s L A R R Y”.

Why say “I’m a sewer worker” when you can say “the government pays me to do below jobs”?

The actual white noise machine is whatever they used for the laugh track for THE BIG BANG THEORY.

Eminem really missed a trick when he chose the stage name “Eminem” and not “L.L. Cool Beans”.