aug 24 in idea barrages

In my sleep, these parody lyrics of Slip Slidin’ Away came to me: “I knew a man, he came from Gothamtown, he showed his passion off for justice in a war with clowns”.

A mob forms in front of The Laugh Factory on an L.A. news feed and, God help me, all I can imagine is Pauly Shore frantically running out to try and reason with the crowd: “C’mon, buuuuuddies, stop weezin’ the looo-oot!”

Are marijuana jokes “bong mots”?

Trump’s mobilizing troops against American citizens. Hope your childish protest votes for Kremlin asset Jill Stein felt SUPER good, Bernie Bros, because the line between that and this is straight and true.

The people loving curfews but refusing to wear masks are giving me some real dark chuckles.

Whenever Jimmy Buffet sells a margarita, a flamingo seed appears. Planted in the earth and properly watered with cocktail sauce, eventually a tiny pink murder bird will spring up from the earth.

I wanna make up an urban legend about teenagers getting high by shoving ice cream up their asses, like a newsreport that opens with the line “The kids call it Soft Serve but the police say it’s a rocky road to a hard hard high.”

A film about a witness protection placement in Disneyworld as a mascot called GET GOOFY would be amazing. Yelling DUCK in Disneyland just gets Donald to look your way instead of ducking and he dies horribly.