aug 16 in idea barrages
- Aug. 15, 2020, 11:38 p.m.
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If we could take the irrational hatred of Andy Cuomo by rednecks and fringe-lefties alike in New York State and just somehow transfer it to Rivers Cuomo, we may still yet find an end to the scourge that is post-El Scorcho Weezer.
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The fact that “Edible Arrangements” named their CBD-line “Incredible Edibles” and not “Edible Derangements” is more proof I should get to name everything.
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A dating app for Scandanavians called Bjornhub.
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Stairway to Heaven always reminds us how terrible FULL HOUSE was with its immortal line: “All that Gimlers isn’t gold.”
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If Souljaboy wants to make a comeback, “Crank That (Yoda Boy)” lies before him like a ripe apple hanging from a low branch. Just saying here.
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In Soviet Russia, hunger games YOU.
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If you had a D&D bard pretending to be a barbarian for reasons, he could always be self-aware Deadpool style and busting out Arnold one-liners like “DICE TO SEE YOU”.
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If you started a literary salon that was literally a literary salon, you could do worse for a name than “House of Weaves”.
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