aug 14 in idea barrages

They’re exactly like Lunchables except Mitch McConnell’s face is printed on every cracker and they’re just called Punchables.

Two aging disgraced bumbling cops take over security at a trendy drug-soaked nightclub in STUDIO 54, WHERE ARE YOU.

Viking longships were built fjord tough.

“Reopening America”. These idiots make instigating the second wave of a plague sound so cheerful. Reopening Pandora’s box and letting the only good thing still in there “hope” back out to disappear with all the previous monsters, more like.

I JUST MET YOU… AND THIS IS CRAZY… MY NAME IS BALKI… YOUR COUSIN, LARRY

A cover of Smooth Criminal from the perspective of Jar-Jar Binks discovering Anakin Skywalker dying in a volcano would not only be great, you wouldn’t even have to rewrite the “Annie are you okay” part.

VINE’S LAW: Every few years, there will be a new social media platform for narcissists to dance while lip-synching, really just trying to show off their bodies, until that one gets uncool & a new one will rise with a brief window of narcissistic plausible deniability to go with it.

Prohibition bootleggers were the foundation of NASCAR, prohibition weed dealers were the foundation of pro-gaming. It’s like poetry. It rhymes.