aug 10 in idea barrages

You gotta play reverse psychology games with the universe sometimes, I think. Call your experimental aircraft “the Hubris”. Dare the gods to look too on-the-nose.

This Grimes/Musk thing will start a trend for pop stars shacking up with cartoonishly evil technology industrialists. I myself am looking forward to Lana Del Raytheon.

If you slow it way down, Kid Rock is just saying “I bought a Bud but I only had a bitty bitty” while really is the most Kid Rock thing anyone could ever say.

What is it with facebook porn bot friend requests and the last name being a first name? “Asante Juliana” might almost be a believable name if reversed. You are so close, Russian AI bot.

A head-canon where Archie Bunker had been Archie Andrews from the comics before World War Two REALLY messed him up. Saw some things no man should ever see, leaving him racist and angry, changing his name and running away to Queens to reinvent himself.

If you think about it, a perfectly logical alternate title for MRS. DOUBTFIRE would be DON’T TELL MOM, THE BABYSITTER’S DAD.

In Soviet Passenger 57, black always bets on YOU.

A soft reboot of the Weekend At Bernies Cinematic Universe called WEEKEND AT BURNING MAN.