aug 9 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 7, 2020, 8:17 p.m.
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  1. You don’t get many chances to say “we took this haunted house and made it a haunted home” but when you do, you have to take it.

  2. The current Song For Ollie is to a Rolling Stones tune and is sung “THIS DOG LOOKS LIKE… THE FATTEST RAT, SON”.

  3. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she was poultry in motion.

  4. Your roller derby team will make their uniforms look like fast-food uniforms and you will call yourselves MINIMUM RAGE.

  5. The Sylvia Platters would be a great name for a retro 50s all-women doo-wop singing group.

  6. The new nickname for Ollie the Dog is “The Badyear Blimp”.

  7. If there is yacht rock, there will surely be yacht rap eventually and when it comes, I just hope you take the stage name “Kenny Funkport”.

  8. Don’t mind that snooty Titanic captain, the smug idiot thinks his ship don’t sink.


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