aug 5 in idea barrages

We cannot say that Rachel Ray has EATEN human flesh, that would be absurd, but she is rich and powerful enough where it is almost certain that it has been offered to her in all seriousness at least once in her life. “You’re rich enough to get away with it.”

I wonder if Wrecks-N-Effects is holding out for a better deal on licensing “Zoom-a-Zoom-Zoom” for a Zoom ad, it seems inevitable. Do Bill Wrecks and Steve Effects not need the money?

Has that guy from Coldplay, Chris Coldplay, done a celebrity cookbook called “Viva Sous Vide” yet?

AND THE GIRL IN THE CORNER SAID “THAT’S A MOHEL, I’LL WARN YA, THIS COULD TURN INTO A BALLROOM BRIS, BALLROOM BRIS, BALLROOM BRIS, BRIS BRIS A BALLROOM BRIS, BRIS BRIS A BALLROOM BRIS”

If you are driving a Buick Enclave, you park, get out your bike and start off-roading, is that your Buick Exclave?

Maybe we can turn people off from the Flat Earth theory by calling them “Flirters”.

Love the insurance companies “giving” us 15% credits on our policies during a shutdown when they are clearly paying out less than half their claims because we’re not driving anywhere. I mean, I guess we are that unthinking as a nation but c’mon.

Internet, I don’t think pouring millions into making an already bad movie longer, more bloated & with 40% more Randian nonsense is gonna make it any better. Are you really gonna pay to see it? Is this like people exposing themselves to a plague to “own the libs”?