aug 4 in idea barrages

If you remember the GARFIELD comic strip being good, you are confusing it with the television shows, which were often good. The strip was at best bizarre. It is a flaw of our minds that we conflate like this, not just with cartoon cats, but with everything if we don’t watch out.

His fear of giant tree monsters led to a wizard diagnosing him with Avoid Ent Disorder.

If your oppressors steal your empathy, make you violent like them, they’ve won. When you act on that violence, it becomes an excuse to crush you & crack down on everyone like you. They’re still just as human as you are despite their horrors. Don’t let them win. Be humane.

If Jamiroquai is still around, he should start a cooking show called “Victual Insanity”.

A team of different versions of Christian Slater that travel the multiverse fixing troubled timelines called SLATERS.

A very specific set of streamers for people with a police-fetish could definitely call themselves “The Body Cam Girls”.

If you’re really mad at an ice cream shop worker, the best insult possible is “oh, go cookies and cram it.”

A down-tempo minor-key version of the Frasier theme “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs” sung in an impression of Leonard Cohen.