july 31 in idea barrages

We just crossed the point, long past where they thought they could ignore a plague with magical thinking where they’ve finally decided it’s real but if they let enough people die, they can call off November elections so they’re just going to let everyone infect & kill each other.

Panda Express licensing Soul Coughing’s “Super Bon Bon” to advertise some kind of… super wontons, that’d be pretty great.

Singing “You’re the Tops” except as “You’re a COP, you’re a Barney Miller, you’re a NARC, you’re a ticket filler…”

The fear of flat noodle pasta is referred to, by psychiatrists, as “fettuciniafraido”.

The sanctity of the now supersedes both nostalgia for the past and fantasies of what may be.

If you think you have rights that allow your convenience precedence over someone else’s life, everything you “know “is wrong.

Framing money disputes in sport as Millionaires vs. Billionaires misses the point. The athletes sacrificed their childhoods and health to create value. The owners got their money through inheritance or theft.

Your band will be called Carol Channing Tatum.