april 5 in idea barrages

1.) Shirley Temple's singing voice as a child was kind of like a member of the Lollipop Guild with a taste for blood.

2.) The road to hell is paved with the belief there's such a thing as hell.

3.) Do I write too many parodies about zombies? "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" seems ripe for one.

4.) Sometimes when I'm asked for my social security number, I start saying one of the continue codes for Punch-Out on the NES.

5.) If someone is trying to ply you with tequila shots, aren't they just Patronizing you?

6.) You will never understand the sense of accomplishment I get when I OCD all of the sticker off of a McDonalds coffee cup.

7.) Charlie Brown and Lucy as corrupt therapists in an homage to WALL STREET with the tagline "Grief is GOOD".

8.) Superman's son hated that he was constantly under his father's Super-vision.

9.) And there's another great name for a band. Maybe a boy band. "Whimsical Marketing Fiction".