july 27 in idea barrages

They say “Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death”, they mean “Give Me Liberty Even If It Means Your Death”.

An Eminem parody built around the line “Whoops, there goes Hannity” would be fun.

If your lover tries to beat up Batman, you’ll end up with a bruised swain, that’s all I know.

Make your kids cripplingly nerdy early with the newest board game “Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs”.

The optimal name for an 80s cover band is Feldman-Haim Coreydrive.

Twizzlers taste as little like real strawberries as you can taste while still evoking the ideas of strawberries. They are like homeopathic strawberry, one part per million of strawberry, diluted to the point of meaninglessness. Still, I want to eat them until I explode.

I don’t know who broke Benjamin but if we fix him, will the music get better?

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