july 26 in idea barrages

If you work out to death, you are visited by the gym reaper. I have little risk of such an encounter.

Here we are on the precipice of a disaster we cannot imagine and that is why we fail, a lack of imagination for what a real disaster looks like. Too many trying to be Great Men instead of good people. We need so many less of the former, so many more of the latter.

A minor magical item in D&D that gives you one use of Minor Illusion per short rest called a Figment Spinner.

Soon, Ice Cube will be elderly and the unused AK that’s non-use symbolizes a good day will be an Arthritic Knee.

A quality-control person at a Pontiac plant could be legally considered a Vibe Rater.

Maybe we could get through to these idiots in their own language. Maybe bumper stickers of Calvin peeing on Trump would finally make them see the light.

You will know the Alpha Karen for her hair will be all highlights. Nothing but.

You may not remember Timothy Olyphant’s guest role on “My Name Is Earl” but he most certainly does. An Olyphant never forgets.