july 22 in idea barrages

Payouts at a horserace are set by first determining the likelihoods of wins and losses via a Gallop Poll.

A Hall and Oates parody about Flo on ALICE. “My grits, my grits, that you should kiss.”

Holiday songs from other cultural perspectives: “Oy to the world, an average day, some guy somewhere was born, just go about your bus-in-ess, nothing of note to wit-i-ness, just everyone do your thing, just everyone do your think, just ev-ev-ev-er-yone do your thing.”

Some day, we will have digital video experts who will study leaked sex tapes to see if they are real or manufactured deep fakes. I just hope the job will be called “notary pubic”.

The dog pees on any luggage he ever sees, knowing that they take people away, people he could beg food off of, which must always occur.

If Tom Brady had taken his wife’s name and been Tom Bundchen, we could’ve have a great parody on the Ghostbusters’ theme to roll with. “BUNDCHEN MAKES HIM FEEL GOOD!”

(1.) Why does my phone have new time zone definitions? (2.) Why would this matter to me? (3.) Cellphones are just the weirdest thing.

LADY AND THE TRAMP was actually the much watered down version of the original concept CORGI AND BESS.