july 21 in idea barrages

If you misheard the lyrics as “Splinter taught them to speak Japanese” you’d only be literally wrong but right within the spirit of the cartoon’s canon.

I can only hear the Popeyes jingle as “LOUISIANA FAT!”

Maybe sweatpants are the true American flag.

You will sing angry punk about being a wizard under the name “JK Rollins”.

If we put together a band that covered terrible nu-metal as polkas, we could totally call it Tubastank.

Life will break you down, one way or the other. The question is, will you rebuild yourself or will someone else do it for you? And will you have the strength to rebuild yourself kind, to rebuild yourself decent, to rebuild yourself humane?

The creatures making the stuff in the bowels beneath the Taco Bell are called Oompa Chalumpas, but I got to tell you, they aren’t singing happily.

An Amish hip-hop group called Rumpspringa.