july 19 in idea barrages

You know what would be a hoot? Opening a bar in the expensive suburbs of D.C. called “Undisclosed Location”.

Run into the deli yelling “MATZO MATZO MAN, I WANT TO SEE THE MATZO MAN!” Probably something either very good or very bad will happen.

Is an obsessive fan of BORAT a “Kazakh stan”?

Vanna White’s twitter is not one-one-millionth as sassy as Pat Sajak’s and this displeases me.

Singing “The BEST part of WAKING up is THAT you DIDN’T die!” Of course I am.

“Kea” is a verb that means to waste your time wandering around looking for something to waste money on. Example: “I kea around the mall sometimes, looking for expensive furniture to build, instead of just sensibly playing with Legos.”

If the Smiths reformed without Morrissey, I hope the replacement would perform under the name David Lee Goth.

A parody of “How Bizarre” by OMC about the cult actor Robert Z’Dar would be pretty fun.