june 17 in idea barrages

America on 4/20/20 was, like, five thousand rednecks coughing on each other on governors’ lawns chanting “WE THE PEOPLE” and three hundred million stoners looking at their marijuana buds in the kitchen chanting “WEED, THE PURPLE”.

Bad quarantine haircuts are a real lockdowner.

Jesus: “Pay your taxes because money is an imaginary unimportant thing.” Televangelists: “MY SOLID GOLD TOILET IS TAX EXEMPT, SUCKERS!”

You will perform emo covers of Matthew Sweet songs as “Matthew Sour”.

If you combine aromatherapy and exposure therapy, they just fly you to Rome.

Step 1: build a series of giant hair salons/Chilis. Step 2: tell the bug-chasing right-wing psychos they’re allowed in for half-price highlights and Appletinis under one condition. Step 3: the condition is they gotta give up their guns. Step 4: Hilarity ensues.

If Kim Jong Un passes away, do Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois have to perform ritual combat to see who takes the throne?

Bitten by a radioactive incel, he gained rage-fueled super strength and plutonium ray blasts as the supervillain Toxic Masculinity.