june 14 in idea barrages

It’s a chalupa shell filled with a spicy cheese sauce and Slim Jims. It’s called the Nacho Man Randy Sandwich.

What if we get a Democratic governor to tell them to never put salt in their eyes?

I wonder how often people tell him “LOL Cool J!” when he makes a joke that doesn’t land.

If you put spring-loaded snakes in your giant beer mug, well brother, that’s just your Prankin’ Stein. (Do you not like puns? I guess I’m just Prankin’ Stein’s monster.)

Remember when we let someone remake Candid Camera but literally just call it “Punk’d”? We should’ve let someone remake ER as “Hospital Drama”. We should’ve let someone remake Friends as “Mediocre White People”. We could’ve really pushed that envelope.

If you consider that Ariel was an immortal air spirit, an appropriate alternate title for “The Tempest” could be “Livelong and Prospero”.

The centaur liked dogs okay but he’d never own one. “I’m more of a horse person, himself.”

If Billy Mays isn’t selling it, does it even fully count anymore? Isn’t it, like, ProxyClean at best?