june 12 in idea barrages
- June 11, 2020, 10:54 a.m.
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Lately, to the tune of the State Farm jingle, I want to greet the dog: “Hey look there’s Ollie, fat tiny bear!”
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Understanding the sweetness of a good pun streak really only takes getting on a good synonym roll.
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In a game of Motley Clue, the solution can be The Drummer in The Tour Bus with A Pound of Cocaine.
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Someone should open up a fern bar called The Frond Zone.
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An Easy Bake Oven came with everything, the mix, the heating element, the whole schmear. The Difficult Bake Oven, however, just gave you some flour and a magnifying glass. Rewarding if you managed to pull it off, though.
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An omelette is just an oyster where the pearl inside is cheese.
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Your band will be called Herner Wartzhog. Look, I don’t make the rules here, it’s just how it is.
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If Christ is the mess-iah, does that make Mr. Clean the anti-Christ?
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