june 5 in idea barrages

Another good name for a band? “Mahatma Gumby”.

I wanna read a story about French philosophers that happen to be dried fruit called LE CALIFORNIA RAISONS.

Walkin’ around with toilet paper on your shoe used to be a sign of slovenliness or obliviousness, now it’s a flex on your wealth.

If you build a bed on an annoying social media platform, that’s a tik tok cot kit.

I know this is no longer of the zeitgeist but a “Pete Buttigieg” sounds like a name for a weird sandwich that you can only get in Scotland.

All I’m saying is “Keep On Believing” would’ve gotten the point across more clearly. “Don’t Stop Believing” uses a double negative in a meaninglessly complicated manner.

A yoga warlord who goes by the nom de guerre “Chakra Khan”.

I am but an overactive imagination briefly bound to flesh. When it’s not utter hell, it’s really fun!