june 2 in idea barrages
- June 1, 2020, 9:38 p.m.
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Alex Trebek over-pronounces “SOPH-O-MORE” like he is trying to chew through drywall while saying it.
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Despite a decade of college and internships, gynecologists and proctologists leave school to find only entry-level positions.
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In a stunning subversion of zombie cliches, we have roving bands of Midwestern idiots, pounding on government doors demanding the right to be infected with the plague. Jesusing Christ.
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The unsavory origins for the naming of the dish “puttanesca” do at least allow us to then create the neologism “pastatute.”
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That rare IPA was far beyond his budget but, as they say, money can’t buy hoppiness.
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Human dignity is not a market inefficiency, it is the holiest thing on Earth.
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Wearing my N95 mask on shift at the cafe, it is very hard for me to not constantly do the Bane voice like “YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COFFEE, MISTER WAYNE, I WAS BORN INTO IT!”
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ProFlowers should have a mascot called Prof. Flowers who has a doctorate in floral arrangement. Like a mad flower scientist.
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