may 24 in idea barrages
- May 23, 2020, 3:08 a.m.
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Step 1: purchase large amount of stick-on googly eyes. Step 2: whenever you see a Back to the Future related thing, paste them over Christopher Lloyd’s eyes. Step 3: wait. Step 4: every time someone realizes “OHHH. GOOGLE DOCS!” the world gets a little better.
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The Cincinnati Reds were named after the bloody stools caused by the ingestion of Cincinnati chili.
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You know what? I wanna see Jeff Goldblum play Bill Gates in something. I just think he’d do fun things withe the role.
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Do your long-haired little lap dog up as the luck dragon from NEVERENDING STORY. You now have the Maltese Falcor.
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It’s okay if you don’t find locking down funny, it’s an inside joke.
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Singing to the tune of Mama Mia: “PAT MORITA, HERE WE GO AGAIN, MY MY, WAX IT ON AND WAX OFF”
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A really good pen name for terrible romance novels would be “Rich Patina”.
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Think about it: a totally appropriate alternate title for “The Lion King” would be “Scar Wars”.
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