March 29th Barrage in idea barrages

1.) To Buddhists, YOLO is HATE SPEECH.

2.) If someone tells you "turn that FROWN upside DOWN" tell them "flip that SMILE 'round a WHILE". Then punch 'em in the gut.

3.) Much as folks talking when I perform bugs me I've made peace w/ the fact it just means I gotta ratchet up the presence, confidence & volume.

4.) It's easy to rank high in job satisfaction when you're in an area where you're astonished there's a paying job to have at all. Just saying.

5.) When someone tells you to chill you're probably either rightfully upsetting an unfair status-quo or you're being a crazy douche. Know which.

6.) Two billion dollars for a VR system so gamers can leer at 3-D anime girls? That's rid-OCULOUS.

7.) Interestingly, "random encounters" is a term both in console-role-playing-games and the Craigslist sex-wanted section.

8.) In puppetland, brother, we're the imaginary friends.