may 22 in idea barrages

I absolutely despise how scatterbrained and distracted and forgetful the stress of this crisis has made me. I’m a little absentminded and in my own head on my best days but… to this extent, it sucks.

The way we started switching to reusable shopping bags for the environment RIGHT before we had to switch back to disposable shopping bags for the purposes of sanitation was… kind of amazing. The universe laughs at our little plans.

You can vote for immediately achievable change electorally and push for more radical change from those officials in protest and socially and culturally at the same, you know. It’s not one or the other. We can multitask.

I’M KEEPING THE DISTANCE/FLAT-TEN-ING THE… CURVE/I’M ALL ALONE! ALL ALONE! ALL ALONE! LIKE A HEALTHY… NERD!

LESS PROMOTIONAL CONSIDERATION, MORE EMOTIONAL CONSIDERATION!

FUN FACT: Kid Rock’s hit “Bawitdaba” was inspired by Mr. Rock’s attempts to pronounce “Benedict Cumberbatch”.

If you ever own a racehorse, name it “Hard Bargain” so that when you’re negotiating pay with your jockey, you can make some of the most amazing puns in history.

“HEY YOUTUBERS, what’s up, it’s ya boy BigHatBushyBeard, Lincoln the description.”