may 21 in idea barrages

A prequel to The Sisterhood of the Magical Traveling Pants (or whatever) called BLOOMERSANG.

Any address of a crowd of gummy bears must start with “Ladies and jellymen!”

The idea that you have to run for president to prove that you’re a Big Successful Business Person is just as absurd as the idea that you have to run for president to spearhead a social movement. The presidency is very little like either of those things.

Weren’t IEDs in Iraq really just “Ba’ath bombs”?

No, the most obscure parody would be a riff about bootleg knock-offs of Freddy Kreuger toys called “(Where Did You Come From) Sharp Hand Joe”.

Stock photos of medical/science type people looking into those two-eye microscope dealies nearly always look like they’re about to shove them up their nostrils instead.

The paygrade between “dental hygenist” and “dentist” is called “drill sergeant”.

“Batman, you’re the expert on dry-land crime, not me,” Aquaman conceded, “I’m out of my depth here.”