may 12 in idea barrages

This life is about so much more than “winning” but it’s also about so much more than “being right”. Being right doesn’t mean a fart in a tornado if you don’t have the patience to implement what’s right in a manner that’s attainable, sustainable, empathetic and kind.

If we renamed The Dunning-Kruger Effect to The Joe Rogan Effect, we wouldn’t have to change a single thing about it.

The MA governor has to negotiate directly w/ an enemy foreign power for emergency medical aide because otherwise Trump will steal it to punish citizens of a state that didn’t vote for him. Bernie Bros, now’s the time to stand down. Trumpers, now’s the time to grow consciences.

On top of COVID, we will now get another plague of entitled white men saying “Louis CK should be forgiven for his sexual assaults because he makes me laugh!” Wonderful. Great. No really. The hits just keep on coming.

If you want to pretend that the horrifying trek to IKEA is a form of personal improvement, I guess you could consider it a journey of shelf-actualization.

“What is this,” Tony Stark snarked walking into the shabby robotics lab in disgust, “armature hour?”

“Live free or die” was always a self-aggrandizing lie that fueled our nation’s selfish self-destructiveness. Let our new watchwords be “Die recklessly or live” instead.

Random lighter thought: I wonder when the bulk pre-taped game shows are going to run out.