may 9 in idea barrages

Your Cherry Poppin’ Daddies parody about toilet paper hoarding called “Poop Shoot Riot” will be awful.

A really great insult to throw at a lecherous monster hunter would be to call him “Windowless Van Helsing”.

I don’t agree with Andy Cuomo on everything but, man, he is an experienced technocrat who knows how to work the levers of power and actually get stuff done. It is astonishing to see a competent political leader in action these days.

These days empathy is not merely a two way street, it’s a goddamn eight lane highway. We are all fighting wars on multiple fronts right now. Be empathetic. Be understanding. Be kind.

A Christian rapper talking about the holiness of Sunday: “LISTEN ALLA YALL ITS THE SABBATH CLAUSE LISTEN ALLA YALL ITS THE SABBATH CLAUSE LISTEN ALLA YALL ITS THE SABBATH CLAUSE”.

Yeah, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, that’s cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? PRIDE AND BEETLEJUICE.

Churches and Walmarts as the vectors for our 21st century American plague. The universe is clearly a beautiful poet but clearly a deeply cruel one. Bukowski on a bender.

The worst part is that nothing erodes kindness and empathy like the isolation of wealth and influence, causing people to think they are above others, above needing help or needing to help others when… wealth and influence well-spent could limit this disease significantly.