may 2 in idea barrages

You can’t have a CGI adaptation of The Wizard of Oz without “RENDER DOROTHY”.

Some day a person with a bank vault fetish will be caught in the act and when he tells the cops “But they told me to practice safe sex!” they won’t even arrest him. It will be so funny that he’ll be allowed to get away with it once.

Another good name for a metal band? Corpsea Cabana.

When you realize it was a mistake getting cheap grocery store ice cream to save a couple bucks, that’s called Breyer’s Remorse.

We now await the new greatest pop cultural mash-up, The Tiger Kraang.

Theorists orators intellectuals charismatics always fail as political leaders, they spent their lives learning how to use ideas & words but never how to use power well. Technocrats & organizers should lead, they know the levers of power, us rabble more useful keeping them honest.

Did anyone ever call George HW Bush’s fake-ass “compassionate conservatism” con “Atlas Hugged”? If not, man, you all just missed yet another trick.

When you look at some of his inventions, they’re lucky Steve Urkel focused all his energies on a schoolboy crush. Good Lord, the dude could’ve razed the world twice over, thank God he just focused on Laura. There but for his raging hormones went that Earth.