apr 28 in idea barrages

David Icke is a washed-up soccer player who makes a living coating his virulent antisemitism with a thin coat of theories about shapeshifting lizard aliens. If he says it, there is your proof it is comically false.

Why call it “vagina dentata” when you can call it “boner appetit”?

Maybe the real social distancing is the friends we didn’t make along the way.

You wish for a good-looking extremely wealthy wife on a monkey’s paw. You end up married to Gwen Paltrow and have to listen to her blather on about how lime-scented candles prevent cancer for the rest of your life.

I like to think that Harry Dean Stanton was born Harry Professor Stanton and was working his way up to Harry Chancellor Stanton.

When you ask “why is Trump letting his hometown NYC suffer like this” remember, he didn’t grow up in any physical location, people born that rich don’t grow up in “places”, they grow up in the isolation chamber of wealth. That’s the only place they know loyalty to.

The ultimate fusion of Ren & Stimpy aesthetics and emo music would, of course, be “The Yak Parade”.

In the midst of all of this, Mom’s on the phone to our old exchange student in Australia, I chatted w/ a distant cousin in Slovenia yesterday on facebook, my brother heard from his mother-in-law in Thailand yesterday. It’s a big world. It’s a small world. It’s a big small world.