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A parody of Tool’s “Sober” about eating soba noodles?

Quarantine pick-up lines: “would you like to shelter-on-face?”

LESS DIRECT MESSAGES, MORE DUNGEON MASTERS!

As if we’re not suffering enough from all this, Dave Matthews is putting on a live public concert.

Youtube Weirdos don’t count as humans, I think they’re technically a special form of lichen, a lichen commenten subscriben ringthatbell.

When this is all said and done, we need to print another run of UPC code stickers to slap on Hobby Lobby items so they have “the mark of the Beast” whether they like it or not…

While Guy Fieri’s food is worse for you, Bobby Flay has the more punchable face. Bobby Flay has Fox-News-anchor levels of face punchability.

It would be within my power to write a parody of “Barbara Ann” about Conan The Barbarian but I am sparing you the pain. Sometimes the greatest flex of power is to not use it, y’know.