apr 2 in idea barrages

The optimal name for a pet armadillo is “Pinecone”.

Yeah but what if rock n roll doesn’t love you back?

Endeavour at all times to remind the world how goddamned weird everything is. The more it accepts strangeness as the one universal constant, the less it will think it gets to kill things for being different.

The next time you see that Simpsons where Homer runs for garbage collector making wild unattainable unsustainable promises against the accomplished decent technocrat Steve Martin, you will see Sanders and Warren there. And you will know how badly we done fucked up.

If you’d rather be a free man in Hell than a prisoner in Heaven, it isn’t that you are some high minded iconoclast, it’s that you’ve had the privilege to never really taste Hell.

Someday, Paul Thomas Anderson will meet a man named Andrew Thomas Paulsen and they will be legally required to battle to the death and the loser’s heart will be eaten to gain his power. It’s just how things work.

Your Life Cleric/Druid multiclass will retire and start a restaurant of healing, greeting each customer with a cheery “Welcome to Goodberry, home of the Goodberry, can I take your order?”

If your writing challenge is Password, it must contain at least seven characters and one (musical) number.