mar 16 in idea barrages

Hopefully whenever we get to the point that McDonalds puts little dents in the Chicken McGriddles and call ‘em McChicken McWaffles, we’ll finally be rid of this stunt food fad for a while.

A parody of how terrible Jeff Dunham is except the puppets are all chonk and the act is called “DUMMY THICC”.

Venezuela isn’t a failed state because of where it fits in a capitalist-communist axis, it’s failed because any nation basing its entire economy on one price-volatile non-renewable resource is doomed to corrupt kleptocracy, no matter the theoretical redistribution of said wealth.

I don’t want to colonize your pain. I don’t want to gentrify your rage. I don’t want to pretend I can sublimate your subjugation into my own experience. I don’t want to lead, I don’t want to subsume your quiet truths with my booming privilege. I just want to facilitate.

Your WALKING DEAD spin-off about a teen-bubblegum-pop combo trying to take off despite it being the zombie apocalypse will be called “Kids Encorpseulated”. Oh God, it will be terrible.

Any freedom won by violence or its threat will be lost, by and by, in a generation or three’s time, no matter how noble the intent. Its history won’t teach your progeny the value of freedom, only the awful power of terror.

No one understood the power of her addiction to arts and crafts until she went missing and was discovered three days later in the storage room of a Joanns, naked, furiously beading off.

A movie about the antichrist taking the form of a horrible man mushroom hybrid called ROSE AND MARIO’S BABY.