mar 6 in idea barrages

I feel like there would be a pretty tight skeleton of a hip-pop or techno song built around chopping up and repeating the little “you lose” horn jingle from THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

Getting sued by the WWF would probably be great publicity for your struggling rodeo, definitely call it Russlemania.

An RPG campaign where your team is forced into a gladiatorial tournament where they must first battle a witch, then a giant cat-beast and then finally an enormous piece of sentient enchanted furniture and the tournament is called WrestleNarnia.

That kind of cold, not bitter cold but that dank soaking foggy cold, rain just above freezing cold, where you just want to draw sleep up all around yourself like a cloak and hide within sleep until either the cold or the wet passes you by.

You know those chips where they mix one or two really spicy chips in with the normal chips to mess with you? Do that with ranch and call it “Cruel Ranch”.

The courts found the murder of the impatient yoga student to be premeditated.

Neil Diamond should attempt to qualify for the PGA Senior Tour and film a reality show about it called DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.

The door out of an auditorium after a Trump rally could be called a bigot spigot.