hey nineteen 2 in idea barrages

1.) How horrified would a tree be by the idea of maple syrup anyway? We're TREE VAMPIRES.

2.) You say I'm "looking for work". I say "I'm self-employed as an intern".

3.) Your garden is sparsely saged, Rosemary? It takes time.

4.) Anything that isn't immediately comprehensible on the internet is probably actually just a fetish.

5.) PAINT YOURSELF BLUE AND CROWD-SMURF.

6.) All Smuckers ads should be set to the tune of PUMP UP THE JAM. Because reasons.

7.) All I know is that if you're ever gonna do a movie about Macho Man Randy Savage, Dave Mustaine must voice him and just CGI the muscles in.

8.) Cauliflower would probably be more popular if they'd called it Extreme Cabbage. Their loss, I suppose.