f 13 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 12, 2020, 1:12 a.m.
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  1. If you go to a Civil War Re-enactors convention, are the booth babes literal Booth babes?

  2. We put the “Fun” in “Perfunctory”.

  3. On the French internet they scare each other with stories of terrifyingly inauthentic recipes and call it “crepeypastas”.

  4. “Look at those cocaine-dealing birds,” he said, “that’s so creepy.” “Oh yeah,” she sniffled, “they give me goose bumps.”

  5. A good cop/bad cop duo-act with a dominatrix and a circus clown called Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

  6. Everyone thinks that the Madden Curse is that you’ll play terrible if you’re on his game cover but really it’s that he has to sleep surrounded by the earth of his home castle every night or lose his powers. That’s why he travels only by bus, to transport the dirt with him.

  7. It’s fun people pretending to be shocked the singers at Super Bowl Halftime thing weren’t wearing a whole lot of clothes when, like, we’re writing this to each other on the internet, a worldwide web of computers 83% devoted to archiving pornography.

  8. “Jimmy Garrapolo” sounds like the name of a bland guy who hosts a 3rd-tier network talk show at like 1:30AM so if this whole football thing doesn’t work out for him, there’s that.


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