littlefallsmets ⋅ 45 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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d22 in idea barrages
1.) At Christmas for Dark Crystal fans, it’s Gelfling on a Shelfling. 2.) Xeljanz (tofacitinib) is a rare drug in that both its brand name AND its generic name BOTH sound like the names of NPR co...
throwing shade in poetry
you all stand in the shadow of great men and great women who’ve passed yes but not famous folk you’ll never know not giants granting autographs at best you rather stand inside t...
de21 in idea barrages
1.) Posting photos of Madonna to social media without context is called “voguebooking “. 2.) Don’t worry about Los Angeles drawing Matt Harvey back into the city party lifestyle he knew with the ...
ceaseless winter in poetry
it’s that certain kind of snow powdery and light but ceaseless it’s slow but seeming infinite as if it will just never stop as though God realized the mistake of this planet, this time and ...
me, I want a hula hoop in poetry
music producer David Seville, according to police reports snapped last night under the pressure of churning out the hits he broke into the recording studio at three in the morning with s...
the distance between two points in poetry
I often think on how much of my personal culture is based on growing up during Early Cable Days when it was just the local network channels and the three New York City independent supers...
I’ve lived in the city that cannot sleep (no matter how many drugs it takes to try and get there) I’ve lived in the city lost inside dreams of itself (having eaten the lotus flower and drift...
glitter in the dark in poetry
between the cold hard almost dreary almost-frozen rain the not-yet-solstice endless obscured twilight night and all the houses with their fancy new-ish LED projector garish Christmas lights ...
a book of revelations in poetry
a gender reveal party where the middle of the cake is a guitar amplifier and everyone’s confused until the “g” falls off to reveal the word “Fender” and then the pregnant woman deafens t...
de20 in idea barrages
1.) Modern cuisine and literature are similar insofaras if it says “deconstructed” in the review, 99% of the time it will be pretentious crap but 1% of the time it will be the best you have ever ...
de19 in idea barrages
1.) This is the most 1130pm a 6am has ever felt . 2.) Dracula’s Carpenters parody will be called “Lycanthropes And Mummies Always Get Me Down”. 3.) I often think on how much of my personal cultu...
de18 in idea barrages
1.) What would be more Christmassy than Jesus with the crown of thorns replaced with festive Christmas lights? Longinus hella stabbing Him with the Candy Cane of Destiny and the wound gushing for...
de17 in idea barrages
1.) Why name your Canadian comic book character something boring like “Captain Canuck” when you could call him “Bro Canada”? 2.) The weirdest thing about youtube is, if you’ve been a fan of a cha...
de16 in idea barrages
1.) “Santacon” sounds less like an excuse for a bunch of people to get drunk and dress up like Santa and more like a sub-genre of fetish anime that I have no desire to know anything about. 2.) Th...
theme "pressure" title "things to do in denver when you're dead" in misc. flash fiction
Philip K Dick wrote the works upon which “Blade Runner” “Total Recall” and “Minority Report” were all based, not to mention half the dystopian science-fiction cinema of the last forty years stole...
de15 in idea barrages
1.) Genuinely stupid people aren’t the problem. Average people who think they’re so damn smart they can stay ignorant of everything, that they don’t have to learn because they’re just so goddamne...
de14 in idea barrages
1.) I’d rather work on a world where people are more humane than spend my time complaining that people looking for safe-spaces from the inhumane are “weak”. They’re not weak or sheltered, they ju...
de13 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes I wonder what DRACULA and FRANKENSTEIN would’ve been like if the same broad story strokes were the same but you swapped the authors. 2.) The name of the most recent facebook porn bo...
theme "striving" title "our home and native land" in misc. flash fiction
Utica is America’s Canada, which should be the world’s most obvious statement, considering the Labatt’s billboards every mile or so headed west into Utica. This is despite the fact Utica has two ...
de12 in idea barrages
1.) The Jolly Green Giant. Huge, if true. 2.) I love it when someone points out that an older celebrity looks healthy and youthful for their age. I just want to say “yes, they are a multi-million...
de11 in idea barrages
1.) I’m more of a baseball guy but even I can tell you the NFL would be more interesting if they shrunk their playoff fields a little. Watching a bunch of .500 teams beat each other over the head...
de10 in idea barrages
1.) You prevent stage fright and polio the exact same way, a whole lot of shots. 2.) All I have of this parody of the Laverne and Shirley theme song so far is the line “DOIN’ IT YAHWEH!” but it i...
de9 in idea barrages
1.) Iron Man and Thor settle their differences with Thanos over beers and wings, enjoying a broadcast of space-football in a bar somewhere, in AVENGERS: FRIENDGAME. 2.) An Eagles track called “Wa...
de8 in idea barrages
1.) A certain kind of snow, powdery & light but ceaseless, slow but seemingly endless, like it will never stop, like God has realized the mistake of this planet, of the human race and has dec...
de7 in idea barrages
1.) Your Christmas version of “Hooked On A Feeling ” will be called “Hooves On The Ceiling”. 2.) I get that they’re leaning into the “Mary Poppins is magic” thing in the trailers by having her re...
