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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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feb23 in idea barrages
1.) The opposite of “Mother Superior” is “Nun The Less”. 2.) Jim Morrison was an avid fan of Tupperware parties and would often sell from Door-to-Door. 3.) Why did they call the clothing line “C...
“You can’t spell ‘arboreal’ without ‘bore’, you know,” her wife gently teased. “You can’t spell it without ‘real’ either,” she teased right back. There was a little bit of truth in her joking of ...
the price of progress in poetry
not so very long ago when you thought distant strangers could hear your thoughts they locked you away now when not enough distant strangers hear our every single little thought it drives u...
when you’re just a little kid you realize object permanence that just because things leave from inside your line of sight it doesn’t mean they are gone probably playing peek-a-boo w...
feb22 in idea barrages
1.) A fun way to refer to the failed casino owner’s insane Twitter is to call it “Vlad Libs”. 2.) Your movie about a Greek philosopher/bouncer will be called RHODESHOUSE. Oh God, will it be terri...
in real life, Rocky would've died at the end in poetry
in real life you would find yourself rooting for the fighter to stay down instead of get up because in real life when you’re beaten that badly and you gets up too soon it doesn’t mean you ar...
covered your flaws over and over these layers thick with white-out hoping to hide and be as if anew for someone else again and again now here you are a scratch ticket in full hoping so...
bottleneck in poetry
ten billion possible pasts filtering into a single now ten billion possible futures lay out before it too here is the chokepoint, the bottleneck that is the single lonely current state ...
feb21 in idea barrages
1.) A zoo membership is the gift that keeps on gibbon. 2.) Bob Barker could raise a lot of money for animal charities if he went viral by founding “Spays Force” right now, is all I’m saying. 3.)...
shakedown 1972 in poetry
Willie Mays once an all-time great lost trying to play in the outfield at Shea because he didn’t know two years ago was the time to go retire away it happened before I was even born ...
feb20 in idea barrages
1.) The Boy Scouts “Needlepoint” badge is super hard to get because it’s sew in tents. 2.) A single ship of Men’s Rights Activists led by the dread pirate Neckbeard. They’re not very tough but re...
feb19 in idea barrages
1.) Having to choose between the warp pipe for extra coins or the hidden 1-Up mushrooms. #firstworldproblems 2.) Less “national emergency” more “emergency caused by allowing power to be seized by...
feb18 in idea barrages
1.) Willie Mays, once an all-time great, lost trying to play in the outfield because he didn’t know that two years ago was the time to go away. It happened before I was even born but the image is...
theme "trust" title "in search of" in "the next big thing" flash fiction
Hard enough being the last of your kind, that’d be burden enough for Frank, to be certain he was the last sasquatch on Earth, but only being mostly sure, that’s what hit him hardest. To wake up a...
feb17 in idea barrages
1.) Then there are the days in being low-carb where you just keep hearing the beginning to “Wake Me Up Before You Go” except as “CINNABON, CINNABON, CINNABON”. 2.) About the only way to make SHAR...
feb16 in idea barrages
1.) If the staff of a Salvo knows you as “the guy who buys weird stuff” you must be doing something right. 2.) In Hollywood they put your hands and feet in wet cement when they think you’ve done ...
feb15 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe you’ve mistaken power over others for a freedom of your own. Maybe you’ve mistaken a lack of responsibility to help your fellow humans for a freedom of your own. They look like freedom ...
try losing instead in poetry
the people who returned from trouble as shiny heroes are not the ones to ask about the horrors of world they just lucked out and didn’t see the shit in full the ones who came home wo...
feb14 in idea barrages
1.) The dog’s golf nickname is “Fuzzy Smeller”. 2.) If Golden Girls came out today, you know there’d be a joke in there referring to sex as “getting a little Medicare Part D”. 3.) Luthor stands ...
feb13 in idea barrages
1.) A pick-up line that’d only work w/ someone who really just wants to have a wedding would be “I’ve forgotten your last name, can I give you mine?” but w/ that person, it’d work really well. Ki...
fe12 in idea barrages
1.) If you give out Necco Wafers dressed as Tim Curry, it is a chalky horror picture show. 2.) Entropy and Order are the Thermodynamic Duo. 3.) A great name for a book about the way media forces...
feb11 in idea barrages
1.) After Soviet frat party, shame walks you. 2.) Fan fiction where the “that” in “Anything For Love” turns out to be “foot stuff” and then Quentin Tarantino swoops in to steal the poor rejected ...
feb10 in idea barrages
1.) A show about antique pickers who dress like Chippendales’ dancers on hunts called MACHO MEN’S RANDY SALVAGE. 2.) (1.) Who is the weirdo who uses facebook as their primary video viewing servic...
fe9 in idea barrages
1.) So many of our issues come down to economic Stockholm Syndrome but acknowledging it would offend the hostage takers and ruin their ransom so here we are, fighting over crumbs instead of disco...
remington way in poetry
Ilion New York where the streets were paved with blood literally paved by blood money once every third street named Remington the gun factory at its beating heart for so very many years that ...
