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1.) I mean, I could change up from the Ted Danson based parodies to Charlie Manson with MANSON IN THE MOONLIGHT. Sure. 2.) Avoiding taxation is theft from the shared society that created the stab...

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1.) Now a parody about the obscure and terrible Zelda game for the Philips-CDi THE WAND OF GAMELON, to the tune of Steely Dan’s BABYLON SISTERS, that’d be so out there, I would barely get it even...

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1.) A decital is like a recital except instead of doing something you’ve practiced labouriously, it’s something you’ve never practiced at all. You could do like an improv comedy decital or a impr...

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1.) DINOSAURS was actually from a future where the Jurassic Park dinos over-ran the human race, evolved sapience within generations because of the genetic manipulation and formed a society around...

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Despite what you’ve been told by Seventies drive-in exploitation schlock cinema, the sasquatch bares no particular sexual proclivity toward humans, let alone toward human women in specific. Consi...

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1.) I saw a box labeled Mango Chunks and realized that’s now my rap name. 2.) Exhaustion from paper grading is called correctile dysfunction. The only effective treatment is to drop out of academ...

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1.) If you have a psychedelia band from the Flanders region of Belgium and you don’t call yourself “The Flemish Lips” what the hell are you even doing? Break up the band and go sell wooden shoes ...

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1.) The way to really stand out for a metal band is to put your logo in Comic Sans. 2.) For the budget goth who can’t spring for, like, a tricked-out drag racer covered in skulls, a good option i...

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1.) If you’re going to own a strap-on, at least name it “Greatness” so you can make jokes about having Greatness thrust upon you. 2.) It is very very easy to say “the heart wants what the heart w...

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1.) I’m no sports scientist so I can’t say how much “advantage” an M-to-F person in women’s sport does or doesn’t have. What I CAN tell you is if you care so much about sport that you want to dis...

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1.) In my defense, I do not ignore women’s soccer because it is played by women, I ignore it because it is soccer. 2.) Epiphany: Pete Rose is just Donald Trump, but with an actual talent. 3.) An...

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Played in reverse, Eve pushes a bite up out her throat, wedding it to fruit, lifts it to the knowledge tree’s outreaching branch, watches as it latches to the limb and recedes back into the bud t...

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1.) Basically, I’ve shot straight past “exhausted” and discovered the new jam “whyhausted”. 2.) If your toga party doesn’t end with everyone in the house claiming “I Am Partycus!” why are you eve...

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1.) Rejection letters are just proof you’re out there trying. 2.) I wonder what kind of madman would actually use a “for tobacco use only” water pipe to smoke tobacco. You’d have to be pretty hig...

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1.) The youtube version of “word to your mother” is “link to my discord”. 2.) Be the world you wish to see in the change. 3.) I still say “Brexit” sounds like vomiting blood sausages, eggs and be...

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1.) If your metal band isn’t named MARY TYLER MORGUE, I feel sorry for you. I pity you whatever your actual name is. 2.) I like to think that with every new box office number for ENDGAME, James C...

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1.) Every cynic is merely a romantic who was hit by the truck of their dreams then backed over repeatedly until they got the hint. 2.) Once a hipster gets old enough, their trust fund becomes a t...

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1.) The book burnings in Farenheit 451 weren’t about censorship, not directly anyway, they were a lot more about the fear of media absorbed passively and uncritically and… here in 2019, turns out...

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1.) All the bad-futures focusing on business thought we’d have our identities formed by what mega-corps we worked for, turns out, it’s going to be instead by what media mega-corps we buy our ente...

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reclaim the movies you loved before they got tangled up in memories of bitter exes reclaim the songs that sang your soul but you had to cast aside because you heard them at a jo...

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1.) Your film about zombie horses enacting their revenge upon their jockey abusers will be called DEAD HEAT. 2.) Another good pitch would be a sequel to DELIVERANCE called DELIVERANCE 2: RELIVERA...

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1.) If the whole work crew comes down with a bug, that’s a staff infection. 2.) It’d be even cooler, though, if you put silver under your pillow and the next day, you RECEIVED teeth. Preferably t...

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1.) An edgy reboot of “Kids Say The Darnedest Things” called “Kids Are Really Goddamn Stupid”. 2.) A David Duchovny one-man show called “I Want To Be Live”. 3.) You will play comedy rock on all ...

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1.) If you were REALLY cool you’d start recutting old DALLAS footage into a Beverly Hillbillies-style sitcom with a laugh track, call it OIL IN THE FAMILY and deliver it to me once a week. 2.) Wh...

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1.) be longing, belonging, be, longing 2.) A middling all-female Weezer cover band would cover their entire catalogue and be called “Sheezer”. A GREAT all-female Weezer cover band would ignore ev...

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