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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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june 30 in idea barrages
LESS SNOWING, MORE MOWING The problem with drinking only one cup of coffee this morning, so that I could go back to sleep after working the early shift, is that I woke up with a caffeine with...
june 29 in idea barrages
100% unchangeable infallible belief in anything is a great way to invite confidence men to twist that belief against you. May as well mark your own back with chalk as a rube at a carnival. If l...
june 28 in idea barrages
A book on curing insomnia through analytical psychology called THE JUNG AND THE RESTLESS. To this day, when I see the Expos logo, I have to squint to remind myself that they were going for a ...
june 27 in idea barrages
Make Wal-Mart and Amazon pay their fair share of taxes, we can do another stimulus, go to Mars, cancel all student and medical debt and, hell, we can even build a couple next battleships for yo...
june 26 in idea barrages
I’m not a man of faith, I’m not even a man of hope really, compassion is more my jam, but I’ll give you this one for free: either we are all God’s children or none of us are. We’re either each ...
june 25 in idea barrages
. “Two Guys, A Girl And A Quiet Place” would be a great pop culture mash up. I’m sure someone’s working on a Bush parody called QUARANTINE. Terrify your children with tales of The Tooth Furr...
the second wave approaches in poetry
consumption masked as purpose hair-dyes and sit-down meals costumed as a sort of freedom these are the American values power wants you buying into “give me liberty or give me death” b...
Out past the northeastern exurbs of Los Angeles, past the Nazified city council of Santa Clarita, past the desolation of Palmdale where everyone bought houses thinking the property-speculation bu...
june 24 in idea barrages
Democracy isn’t waking up to a Super Nintendo under the tree Christmas morning because you asked for it every day. Democracy is terribly difficult choices and terribly easy math. And screaming ...
june 23 in idea barrages
If only Ollie were more familiar with the Rolling Stones catalogue, I’m sure he’d find me singing “I CAN’T GET NO, SASSY FAT DOG” to him funny. It’s astonishing the extent to which the fringe...
felix and felicity in poetry
the cat, our cat we had to have his leg removed to excise the cancer that was killing him he was my father’s first and foremost my dad is gone now, dead Felix is a connection back t...
june 22 in idea barrages
You can name your tiefling rogue “Thiefling”. It is not against the law. If you’re asking me to choose between human lives and the economy, well, assets to assets, dust to dust, peoples is pe...
june 21 in idea barrages
You could name your life cleric Lester Restoration. I’m just saying here. It isn’t supposed to be this cold when the sun is out this early. Seasons, my dude, pick one. The Insane Clown Poss...
june 20 in idea barrages
Yeah, well, what if it isn’t such a great googly moogly? What if it is merely an adequate googly moogly? What then? I fear that if I didn’t have sacrilege, I wouldn’t have any rilege at all. ...
june 19 in idea barrages
Somewhere, there is a furry ruining a great banger of a song by singing it “uWu, Wewewowves of Wondon, uWu”. If you need to remember to social distance, think of how terrible Aerosmith’s cove...
june 18 in idea barrages
Your heist-focused rogue-heavy D&D campaign will be called “Ocean’s Elven”. Way this year is going, April worries bring May flurries. Imagine exposing yourself to a potentially deadly d...
june 17 in idea barrages
America on 4/20/20 was, like, five thousand rednecks coughing on each other on governors’ lawns chanting “WE THE PEOPLE” and three hundred million stoners looking at their marijuana buds in the...
prompt: tide, title: you are what you eat in misc. flash fiction
A lie’s just a story that won’t admit that it’s a story. A worst kind of story, an anti-story. I know for stories, they’re the only thing I’m any good at. Here we are within an age of lies, of do...
june 16 in idea barrages
HARD PILLS TO SWALLOW: Bitcoins are just Beanie Babies for libertarians. In a way, they ARE socially distancing, just with extra steps. Who would wanna hang out with a jackass who goes to a g...
june 15 in idea barrages
It’ll be like an ice cream truck but we’ll go around selling pens and pencils and paper goods and stuff like that. We’ll call it MOBILE STATIONERY. Your horror show about an Italian chef so b...
june 14 in idea barrages
It’s a chalupa shell filled with a spicy cheese sauce and Slim Jims. It’s called the Nacho Man Randy Sandwich. What if we get a Democratic governor to tell them to never put salt in their eye...
june 13 in idea barrages
Maybe we could just tell these people that President Obama said that breathing is really cool and just… see what happens next? At some point, they must’ve called that cologne just Spice. Wh...
tight rope in poetry
it’s not as easy as choosing between the darkness and the light I wish it was that easy that life wasn’t more complicated than that one simple choice but nothing is that binary too much lig...
with a cause in poetry
in a universe where decay is written into the very code of how atoms work where entropy will always win the war even if we can hold it off in the battle now and again in a...
june 12 in idea barrages
Lately, to the tune of the State Farm jingle, I want to greet the dog: “Hey look there’s Ollie, fat tiny bear!” Understanding the sweetness of a good pun streak really only takes getting on a...
