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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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july 19 in idea barrages
You know what would be a hoot? Opening a bar in the expensive suburbs of D.C. called “Undisclosed Location”. Run into the deli yelling “MATZO MATZO MAN, I WANT TO SEE THE MATZO MAN!” Probably...
july 18 in idea barrages
If you manage to get President Zachary Taylor to roll over in his grave, you’ll really flip your whig. An unpretentious pornography shop for the common man called “Everyday Peepholes”. A ph...
july 17 in idea barrages
In honour of Little Richard, the song for the dog is “GOOD GOLLY, IT’S OLLIE, HE’S FAT LIKE A HOG, OOOOOO”. He can’t enjoy the Pokemon games, due to his crippling Blastoise intolerance. Ima...
prompt: just, title: you won't believe your eyes in misc. flash fiction
They say “necessity is the mother of invention”, and while that’s often true, it omits the part where necessity often also skips right past intention, how so many of our great leaps forward devel...
july 16 in idea barrages
Whoever wrote the line “But Patty likes to rock and roll, a hot dog makes her lose control” knew EXACTLY what they were doing there and you will never convince me otherwise. Build a really ge...
july 15 in idea barrages
An Ernest P Worrell themed episode of DRAG RACE called “Camp Goes To Ernest” Somehow, the least believable part of the horror that is 90 Day Fiancee are the couple who go to bed with, and wak...
july 14 in idea barrages
The Australian superhero who fights crime with super projectile vomiting is called Chunderwoman, by the way. An Amish metal band called RAMMSPRINGA. Uncommissioned erotic fan fiction includ...
july 13 in idea barrages
The newest friend request from an obvious pornbot was “Harris Vivian” which, like, I will give them this, an American woman’s name with the first and last name reversed IS slightly more believa...
it's not exactly change in poetry
we each live inside the nexus of our hopes and our horrors our imaginations and our ires and our deepest weirdest desires at a multiplicity of identities at the solstic...
july 12 in idea barrages
It’s… beginning to look a lot like Christmas… aaaaaand it really bloooows… 745 am Saturday May 9th 2020. I wake up to the world in a coffee stained Mets shirt. The “president” is a fascist f...
july 11 in idea barrages
Your new signature bagel will be the Asiago Osbourne. A serial killer who makes his living as a short order cook called The Griddler. If David Blaine ever injured himself during one of his ...
july 10 in idea barrages
Are vegan goths “veglords”? If you’re in the arts for fame, seek help, the desire for fame for it’s own sake “Americans’ Disease” is a mental illness. If you’re in the arts for money, you’ve ...
july 9 in idea barrages
The only proper pet-name for a vegan lover is a “Cutie-Tofutti”. Russian for “jetski” is “jetskiski”. Tomorrow, in Utah, they celebrate Cinco de Mayonnaise and they just do mayo shots with ...
prompt: rain (2) / title: a pilot's tale in misc. flash fiction
At first, they were just thankful that there were no casualties and minimal injuries, all aboard able to walk away from the plane crash, probably due to the fact that sand dunes are far more forg...
“It’s a hell of a thing, Mike, a caterpillar.” I didn’t know what he was on about at first, Frank had a way of being gnomic, hinting around ideas in hopes you’d come to conclusions yourself first...
july 8 in idea barrages
I would definitely go to businesses more often if their ads were more honest. I would buy from McDonalds at least one extra time a month if their jingle were “Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba, It’s All You Can A...
july 7 in idea barrages
If your fandom is being obsessed with tiny cars, you are a “Kiaboo”. I know you’d think that the thing that would deliver presents on Thanksgiving would be a turkey but you’d be wrong. This y...
july 6 in idea barrages
A Christian science fiction show where robots re-create heaven in a theme park called “BLESSEDWORLD”. It will be TERRIBLE. A super-sized protective mask for a dude with a big old redneck bear...
july 5 in idea barrages
There are a lot of similarities between Cinco de Mayo and Hannukah in that, in their actual cultural traditions, they’re minor holidays but they’re placed in good calendar spots to be celebrate...
july 4 in idea barrages
I am still annoyed that the sequel to THREE NINJAS wasn’t called FOUR NINJAS. The day you realized the Snorks were so much like the Smurfs just because grown-ups are really really lazy is the...
july 3 in idea barrages
Remember, the “Boston Tea Party” wasn’t about taxation without representation, that tax had long been repealed. It was local smugglers (“businessmen”) of Dutch teas protesting that legal Britis...
july 2 in idea barrages
Oh, all the sudden the dog’s my good buddy when he smells I have barbecue ribs. I SEE HOW IT IS, OLLIE. I see how it is. If you’re just tearing down the paint toward a slam, are you dunk-driv...
july 1 in idea barrages
The fact that “Tammy 2” is trending and it’s not about a Tammy And The T-Rex 2 is national tragedy. A collection of crudely-sketched cartoons of R.E.M. called Animatic For The People. He lo...
“It’s okay if you write about this, by the way,” Frank tossed the notion as an afterthought, “no one would believe any of it, Mike, they’d dismiss you as bonkers and only be half-wrong.” He laugh...
june 30 in idea barrages
LESS SNOWING, MORE MOWING The problem with drinking only one cup of coffee this morning, so that I could go back to sleep after working the early shift, is that I woke up with a caffeine with...
